Rumbleroar: He's a lion. Who can talk.

Feel the fear and do it anyway

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me:
whats your opinion on tampons
little brother:
they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me:
then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother:
why
me:
for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother:
well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me:
that is a fantastic point

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stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

(Source: graybles, via pasdesherlock)